KING OF HOWEST
koen koremans. the myth. the legend.
scroll down for the lore tbh
the ego vs reality
he stands in front of the class explaining that 1+1=10 with a straight face and just expects everyone to roll with it. say what you want about him, but his ego is genuinely bigger than he is. king of howest? honestly he probably believes it himself 💀
we live in his world fr
the infamous 222 IQ hints
you ask a genuine question and instead of just answering it he gives you a cryptic riddle. the answer is in there somewhere, but you just feel dumber after reading it. 💀
exam trauma
you're sitting there panicking for 30 minutes on an exam because you can't find the code... and he just stands there watching you suffer. the code was literally glowing on the giant tv screen the whole time. i hate everything ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
terminal crimes
if you don't use linux he just looks down on you (mac users are on thin ice). but if a colleague walks in with a terminal setup looking like this??? that's straight up criminal 💀
"sir... what is a variable?"
he literally teaches OS and programming for 6 entire months, and then someone in the back row still has the audacity to raise their hand and ask 'what is a variable'. you can see him dying inside 💀
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
time to settle the tension. choose your game mode:
long live the king
"working at howest has been one of the most enriching and rewarding experiences..."
(bro definitely used chatgpt for that paragraph idc what he says 😂)